minions pictures quotes

They said all you needed to go to the grocery store wear some gloves and a mask… they lied, everybody rlse had clothes on.

Im going to stand outside so if anyone asks i am outstanding

I don’t miss you, i miss the person i thought you were.

If your left hand is cut then your right hand is left

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PIZZA AND YOUR OPINION ISTHAT I ASKED FOR PIZZA.

Relationships are a much like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y ?

You can’t change someone who doesn’t see an issue in their actions

I am not an early bird or a night qwl. iam some from of permanently exhausted pigeon

Reading this might be useless

I have never ever seen any Alcohol company use a drunk person for any advert. Are they ashamed of their customers?

It’s hard to make a comeback when you haven’t been anywhere.

One day… I am gonna make the onions cry.

There is no “we” in chocolate.

Heck, yes i’m short! god only lets things grow until they are perfect. some of us didn’t take as long as others.