minions top quotes
minions quotes
A text from the right person can change your whole mood.
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I wish I could invoice people for wasting my time
minions quotes
I would like to help you out.
Which way did you come in?
minions quotes
Who else had one of those pens with a five colors,and tried to push all the buttons at once?
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Iwish people come with 30 seconds tralier so i can see what i am getting myself into.
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Listen,i still want to be invited. but i am not coming.
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I swear we are fighting two pandemics : Coronavirus and stupidity.
He wiped away her tears and accidentally her eyebrows too
Adults are just kids with money.
Say snow one mo time
I saw two guys wearing matching outfits and asked if they were gay?
They arrested me.
I wonder what my dog named me
Ex : “Hey, i miss you.”
Me : “Can’t talk. I am at funeral”
Ex : “OMG! who died?” Me : ”
My feelings for you.”
it’s not the bullet that kills you, it’s the hole.
The divorce rate among my socks is astonishing.
