funny minion quotes
We all eat lies when our hearts are hungry
Relationship ststus : sleeping in my bed diagonally.
Last night i lay in my bed looking up at the stars in the sky and i thought;
wher the heck is my ceiling?
Life is not a fairy tale.
if you lose your shoe at midnight,
     you are drunk.
Who Said English Is Easy?
- Fill this blank with “Yes” or “No”
1._i don’t have a abrain.
2._i don’t have sense.
3._i am stupid.
Life is short.
Smile while you still have teeth.
Teacher : you failed the test.
Me : youfiled to educate me.
They text me “plz” because it’s shorter than “please”.
I answered “no” because it’s shorter than “yes”.
We are all born mad.
Some remain so.
2020 : Stay safe, stay home.
2021 : Stay away from peaceful protest.
Where there’s will,there’s a relative.
Never ask me to hold you drink.
I will drink it. just saying
Do not believe all the things you tell yourelf late at night
All my life i thought air was free until i bought a bag of chips.
Next time i lose my mind i sawear i am not even going to took for it anymore.
If i wanted,i could destory everything
But i am a good girl
one thingthat internet taught me is that stupidity is international.
Don’t make me mad and tell me to calm down.
That’slke shooting someone then wondering why they are bleeding.
I am so broke,
I can’t even pay attention.
You gotta stop watering dead plants
