minion quotes on attitude

I wanna get a dog and call her naked so i can tell people i have to go ealk naked down the streeti

Worry is a misuse of your imagination

Maybe some people shokuld start using duck tape instead of a mask.

Stop planting flower in peoples yards you aren’t going to water them

There are three kinds of prople in the world. people who makes rhings happen. People who watch things happen and people who say – what happened?

You can teeach a man to fish but you can’t teach a fish to man

I’m not short I’m a people mcnugget

Alexa skip to Friday

You are mine i mean coal mine