we are fighting two pandwmics:
Coronavirus and stupidity.
With great power comes great electric bills.
it’s so simpale to be wise.
just rhink of something stuoid to say and then don’t say it.
Everyone seems normal
until you get to know them.
Treat each day as your last;
One day you will be right.
Life is not a fairy tale.
if you lose your shoe at midnight,
you are drunk.
i’m not arguing.
i am simply explaining why i’m right.
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Some drink at the fountain of knowledge,
Others just gargle.
People say nothing is impossible,
but i do nothing everday.
Stop asking why i’m still single.
I don’t ask why you’re still married.
Knowledge is like underwear.
It is useful to have it,
but not necessary to show off.
Sometimes when i close my eyes,
i can’t see.
Lottery : Atax on people who are bad at math.
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Time was invented by clock companies to sell more clocks.
i may look like a potato now.
But one day i will turn into fries and you’ll all want me then.
Books are just TV for smart people
The richer you get,
The more expensive happiness becomes.
i am not sure if i actually have free time or if i just keep forgetting.
Question : Name the nation we all hate?
Answer : Exami-Nation.
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Sometimes i meet people and feel bad for their dog.
i like to have my cake and eat it too.
i would also like to have your cake and eat it too.
Apparently War is peace
Freedom is slavery
if your phone doesn’t ring,
i don’t have a welcome mat at my door beacuse i am not liar.
How to scare your enemy?
hug him tightly.
And whisper in his ear,
“i have coronavirus”
see them running away…
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