minion funny quotes
He is online.
She is online.
Nobody texts,ego wins.
Mark Zukerber earns.
Emotionally stable as an likea table
Next timme i see you,
remind me not to talk to you.
History is always written by the winners
Police : knock knock.
Me : Who is it?
Police : It’s the police.
Me : What do you want?
Police : We just wanna talk.
Me : How many of you are there?
Police : 2.
Me : Then talk to eaj other.
funny minion best friend quotes
Everyone has the right to be stupid.
It’s just that some people absuse the privilege.
if you don’t want anyone to find out,
don’t do it.
Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
I don’t burn the bridges. i just loosen the bolts a little bit eah day.
I see it
I like it
I wnt it
I check the price
I put it back
minion quotes on attitude
Act like you trust people but do not.
A critic is a legless man who teahes running.
Common sense is not a gift, it’s a punishment.
Because you have to deal with everyone who doesn’t have it.
Honesty is the best policy.
But insanity is the best defence.
Life is short.
Buy some shoes.
minion sarcastic quotes
Some people have no idea what they are doing and a lot of them are really good at.
Im not a complete idiot… some parts are nissing.
I must be part squirrel, i attract all the nuts.
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?
If it doesn’t open… it’s not your door.